Get your VAMPIRE KILLER KIT....... in its deluxe hardwood carry case.....While supplies last!


 Complete, with detailed Instruction Manual..... a cross, two cruxifixes,  tannis root, a rosary in its case, wax candles,  silver dagger, pistol & silver bullets, holy water, wolfsbane, brimstone,  powdered garlic flowers,  four wooden stakes and a hammer, inlaid with a golden cross.....   These 'Kits' were actually produced and marketed to potential 'vampire killers'......especially, after the many Hammer Horror Films of the 1960's....    An absolute  "necessary" for God-loving Christians......Think about how much satisfaction it would be to eliminate all the evil blood-suckers from the face of Earth......Once released from the Power Of Satan, the souls of the once-pure, will then be free to fly on angel wings to Heaven and the embrace of God, Almighty.     Some tooth filing may be required to prevent defensive puncture wounds.....[files are available at an extra expense as are pure silver hand cuffs and leg irons, to secure the subject to the kill board or containment within its coffin.  Pre-existing pregnancy affidavit required to receive Tannis Root products via USPS.]

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