Get your VAMPIRE KILLER KIT....... in its deluxe hardwood carry case.....While supplies last!
Complete, with detailed Instruction Manual..... a cross, two cruxifixes, tannis root, a rosary in its case, wax candles, silver dagger, pistol & silver bullets, holy water, wolfsbane, brimstone, powdered garlic flowers, four wooden stakes and a hammer, inlaid with a golden cross..... These 'Kits' were actually produced and marketed to potential 'vampire killers'......especially, after the many Hammer Horror Films of the 1960's.... An absolute "necessary" for God-loving Christians......Think about how much satisfaction it would be to eliminate all the evil blood-suckers from the face of Earth......Once released from the Power Of Satan, the souls of the once-pure, will then be free to fly on angel wings to Heaven and the embrace of God, Almighty. Some tooth filing may be required to prevent defensive puncture wounds.....[files are available at an extra expense as are pure silver hand cuffs and leg irons, to secure the subject to the kill board or containment within its coffin. Pre-existing pregnancy affidavit required to receive Tannis Root products via USPS.]
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