PSYCH EVALUATION CARDS

was, like watching contentious sporting events in huge stadiums, filled with tens of thousands of shouting people, waving their arms and jumping up and down like excited monkeys,  but a temporizing respite from what has been, historically, just the 'way it is'?......Today, after a few hours of sleep, the Billions will be back 'up in arms'....to fulfill their apparent, urgent need to mass-participate, if only as spectators, chowing on pizza with one hand and raising their phones with the other, as they watch replays of yesterday's Fireworks Show......The wild animals...well, not the humans ....that dwell in the trees and hobbits of the heavily wooded part of town where I live...have been very silent and withdrawn...likely...still freaked out over all the explosions in the air, yesterday.....billions of 'them' were killed during the explosive Festival.....I heard, this morning, that a neighborhood boy had burned his finger, holding a sparkler stick and an...

    We're not 'The Lovin' Spoonful'....and we can't 'make the medicine go down' any more than "Hello" makes us the best of Friends. Welcome to the Kama Sutra, freaks. And, You.. Shutup, Gary Puckett...and..you too, Mary Hopkin... I was  expecting a brand new day....any day now.......if I could  only disentangle my Hari Krishni robes, enmeshed in those Disraeli Gears.....Help, R.D. Laing...I'll listen to your hype, too, you drunken depressive....Adam shoulda known better than think his Dad really knew any more than any other intellectualizing egghead on psychotropics.......So....Just listen to the music....Yeah, I hear ya, Huey......Just shut up and dance!         Well, I know you know better Everything I say Meet me in the country for a day We'll be happy and we'll dance Oh, we're gonna dance our blues away

 Complete, with detailed Instruction Manual..... a cross, two cruxifixes,  tannis root, a rosary in its case, wax candles,  silver dagger, pistol & silver bullets, holy water, wolfsbane, brimstone,  powdered garlic flowers,  four wooden stakes and a hammer, inlaid with a golden cross.....   These 'Kits' were actually produced and marketed to potential 'vampire killers'......especially, after the many Hammer Horror Films of the 1960's....    An absolute  " necessary" for God-loving Christians......Think about how much satisfaction it would be to eliminate all the evil blood-suckers from the face of Earth......Once released from the Power Of Satan, the souls of the once-pure, will then be free to fly on angel wings to Heaven and the embrace of God, Almighty.     Some tooth filing may be required to prevent defensive puncture wounds.....[ files are available at an extra expense as are pure silver hand cuffs and leg iron...

 

              GUY MADDIN HAS TEMPORIZING SOLUTIONS FOR JUST ABOUT                     ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL DILEMMA.....