Lois Lane's Not-So-Subtle Mental Breakdown Was Now Complete.......

     



AFTER YEARS OF COMPETION WITH JIMMY OLSON AND LEX LUTHOR FOR CLARK'S ALTER-EGO'S FLYING-IN-THE-SKY AFFECTATIONS.......AND BEING STRUNG OUT ON NIGHTMARES ABOUT LANA LANG HAVING GOTTEN A FACE-LIFT AND MOVING IN ON 'THE ACTION'........AND HER OWN SAGGING BREASTS HAVING BEEN CONTINUALLY RIDICULED THROUGH 'HER' SUPERMAN'S X-RAY VISION......HER OWN SELF-CONSCIOUS INTERNALIZATIONS HAVING BEEN CONTAINED BY HER OWN THICKENING SKULL.....THIS WAS, ALAS,  AN INEVITABILITY.......SHE REALIZED THIS AFTER NOTING THE HOTTER, YOUNG FEMALE REPORTERS, IN PETER PAN COLLARS, WERE OUTDISTANCING HER ON THEIR ELECTRIC TYPEWRITERS, WHILE SHE WAS JUST GETTING CALLOUSED FINGER TIPS ON THAT OLD 'MANUAL' AND RISKING A BROKEN WRIST ON THAT OLD ROYAL CARRIAGE RETURN LEVER.......ACTUALLY, WOULDN'T THE MAN OF STEEL HAVE PREFERRED THE TOUCH OF CALLOUSED FINGERTIPS, LOIS??   


  


DON'T FRET, LOIS, LANA'S JUST HIS NEW 'BEARD'......NOW THAT THE MAN OF STEEL  HAS REVEALED HIS 'NEW LILAC POWDER POWER'.........O.K. JIMMY, MAKE YOUR MOVE!   



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