BUTT BLUNT.....AND, THAT'S NOT A REEFER STUB FOUND IN THE PARKING LOT........BUT ON THE TOILET FLOOR AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE UP THE STREET......DISTASTEFULL? OF COURSE.....BUT, IS THIS AMUSING? UNLESS YOU'RE 'DIVINE', YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT, YOU KNOW!

The left over remnants of a missaimed side-swipe after taking a crap, where the front edge of the rectal extrusion  gets caught between the sticky moist surface of one's  inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of their dominant shit-cleaning hand;  then, breaks off, lodging  itself in between the cinching butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing moment  (e.g, dropping  pants in a public restroom, gaping one's ass in the doggystyle position, or playing trickery on a Transportation Security Officer as he spreads an ankle-grabber for inspection and  thinks he  has a winner)    On a Scale of 1-10, innocuously humorous to disgustingly offensive, where do you 'draw the line'?    If you 'draw the line' at 3-10, The American Psychiatric Institution suggests that you book an appointment with a Therapist, to discuss your latent 'anal retentiveness'......

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