PSYCH EVALUATION CARDS

a "transformation" photo of the "day of the dead' sculpture on the Birdwhistell's bathroom wall.......that I'm adding to a portfolio of bathroom and toilet transformations, begun in 1959, in my step-father's shower stall......with soap scum transformations.......

 On "Show" this evening:    Elegance and Grace, in white gloves, of course: Purity and Elegance, in white gowns; Perfect Teeth via the miracles of Modern Orthodontistry: and  Long Hair...preferably, parted down the middle and shoulder-length or longer:  Hand-held bouquets of pastel-colored flowers......and....Heels!   and 'pastel' that red lipstick, girls..and rouge......until it's 'time' to hook a Man with $$...and remember.....blue eyeshadow was for your Moms...when they were your age!   

  THOSE "UDDERS" AND "CARROTS"